This occupied Rainbow's special little Cheese-of-the-Day table a while ago, and I still feel conflicted about it. I tasted it and I liked it enough to buy a brick of it. But when I ate a slice on Ryvita, I noticed that it has a somewhat disconcerting nose, and a weird, gummy texture. Still, it intrigued me, like a girl who somehow isn't my type but has some enchanting quality that makes me wonder what the hell my type is, and what, for that matter, attraction is, and why the universe seems so random when it comes to these things. So I've nibbled at the Vasterbotten for three weeks now, and still there's over half the brick left. So I'm wondering whether I should just call the whole thing off, just end it all RIGHT NOW. Is anyone listening to me out there? Is there any rhyme or reason to any of this? I JUST WANT SOME KIND OF SIGN. Are you there, God?