News flash: Parmesan cheese is not just for sprinkling on pizza. While its tasteless, soulless paremsan cousins became condiments, Reggianno kept its feet on the ground and its head in the game. Namely, it kept its taste and texture real, so real, in fact, that people who sprinkle it on pizza should be thrown in fucking jail. Seriously. It should be eaten alone. Okay, maybe on a light cracker; maybe with a touch of olive oil, but it should always — ALWAYS — be eaten late at night, in a dark kitchen, after a long evening out.