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Kansas basketball / A dadgum classic

Sur­re­al. That's the word that keeps com­ing to mind. Kansas trailed by nine points with two min­utes left, and yet some­how man­aged to win. Chalmers's shot. Collins's steal. Roy Williams — "Bene­dict Williams" to many Jay­hawk fans — wear­ing a Jay­hawk stick­er. Is it pos­si­ble that all of that *real­ly* hap­pened? Watch the last few min­utes of the game again, and you'll begin to see how many lit­tle things went KU's way. There were big things, of course — Calipari's lack of faith in his bench, Joey Dorsey's fouls, CDR's clankers from the line — but there were also those momen­tary mis­takes that add up: a ter­ri­ble tran­si­tion deci­sion by Mem­phis, ques­tion­able judg­ment when Cali­pari doesn't call time­out after a made free throw to ensure that his team fouls, and the sim­ple bad luck of Der­rick Rose's first free throw that hit every part of the rim and then bounced out with 10 sec­onds left.Still, Kansas need­ed a mir­a­cle to sim­ply pull even.

Mario's shot
Pho­to: Streeter Lecka

Luke Winn of Sports Illus­trat­ed real­ly nails the last few sec­onds in his Tour­ney Blog: "The ball took what Collins said seemed 'like five sec­onds' in the air, per­fect­ly rotat­ing, and Bran­don Rush, who had posi­tioned him­self near the bas­ket in the event of a tip, looked up at the net and 'saw it splash right in there.' … 'It will prob­a­bly be,' said Self, 'the biggest shot ever made in Kansas history.'"

The bench reacts to Mario's shot
The bench reacts to Mario's shot. Pho­to: Jeff Haynes

The Kansas City Star's Jason Whit­lock com­ment­ed on the sto­ries behind the sto­ry: "That's how you win it all, exor­cise the demons and bap­tize a new era of great­ness. You do it with an unfor­get­table ral­ly, a stun­ning three-point­er and with your most famous and infa­mous coach­ing alum sit­ting in the sta­di­um, cheer­ing you on and sport­ing a Jay­hawk sticker."

Baby Jay all the way
Pho­to: Jed Jacobsohn

The Star's Joe Pos­nan­s­ki on Memphis's seem­ing­ly insur­mount­able lead, and Mario's shot: "When you're young, you live in the moment. That's how it's sup­posed to be. Chalmers was not feel­ing the pres­sure of his­to­ry when he fired the shot. He nev­er could have made it then. Kansas was trail­ing by nine points with bare­ly 2 min­utes left. Mem­phis had tak­en all the inten­si­ty and will and feroc­i­ty that Kansas had to give, and then the Tigers pulled away. Up nine with about 2 min­utes left? Over."

Self & Sherron
Sher­ron & Bill Self. Pho­to: Streeter Lecka

Collins's con­tri­bu­tion was huge, despite his turnovers. He was in Der­rick Rose's face all night, and his pace and fear­less­ness cre­at­ed the two biggest moments of the game — the steal with just under a minute left, and the pass to Mario with 5 sec­onds left. Dana O'Neil's arti­cle on ESPN real­ly cap­tures it well (title: "With­out Collins, there is no Chalmers."). Der­rick Rose com­ment­ed on Sherron's play dur­ing Memphis's post-game press con­fer­ence: "He did what he sup­posed to do as a point guard — con­trol the team, push the ball up the court and make tough plays at the end. He just con­trolled the game.â€Self was char­ac­ter­is­ti­cal­ly mod­est after the game, "The out­side pub­lic may view peo­ple that win a cham­pi­onship dif­fer­ent­ly, but coach­es know you don't get smarter because a hard shot goes in or doesn't go in. I'm proud of our guys, hap­py for every­body involved, but I don't see it that way.â€I'm not sure what it will take for the talk­ing heads to give him some respect, hon­est­ly. In ESPN's pre-game show, the for­mer coach­es (Vitale, Dig­ger, and Knight) lav­ished praise on Mem­phis coach John Cali­pari. Vitale threw around all the usu­al hyper­bole ("genius," "inno­va­tor," as I recall), and even Knight com­pli­ment­ed Cal's inven­tive­ness as a coach. After the game, the mood was fune­re­al around the ESPN desk, as if they them­selves had lost the game. Why? There are some com­pelling con­spir­a­cy the­o­ries bounc­ing around the com­ments on the Lawrence Jour­nal-World site, e.g. "[Sup­port­ing] Kansas pro­motes [KU's] recruit­ing and keeps Kansas a Cadil­lac pro­gram. In turn, that steers recruits away from schools where the talk­ing heads have loy­al­ties and rela­tion­ships with coach­es that give them the access they require in the major media mar­kets they need to pump up their Q rat­ings and mar­ket share rat­ings." Hmm.Finally, the NYT's Pete Thamel post­ed some engag­ing com­men­tary on The Quad, the NYT's col­lege sports blog. He describes the scene in the Mem­phis lock­er room afterward:

There are only two lock­er rooms I'd ever seen where the play­ers were this dev­as­tat­ed. One was the U.S.C. lock­er room after Matt Leinart and the Tro­jans lost the nation­al title to Texas in the Rose Bowl. I remem­ber Leinart sit­ting alone on a bench, eat­ing a turkey sand­wich and a choco­late chip cook­ie and drink­ing a Gatorade. It was kind of sur­re­al that his whole senior year had come down to that.The oth­er was the Okla­homa lock­er room after the Soon­ers lost to Boise State in what many con­sid­er the great­est fin­ish to a col­lege foot­ball game. That would be the Ian John­son, Stat­ue of Lib­er­ty, hook-and-lad­der game. The most bizarre scene from that lock­er room was Okla­homa Coach Bob Stoops just stand­ing by him­self, star­ing off into the ether. It's rare to see a head coach alone any­where, any­time. But Stoops could have been on Plu­to, and no one at that sec­ond was going to visit. 

Final­ly, today's Kansas City Star front page. Nice! I had the 1988 ver­sion on my bed­room wall for about 10 years, until it basi­cal­ly turned into dust. 

Kansas City Star front page


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March Madness / Final Four shit

If words are win­dows to the soul, this blog has become a mas­sive vista onto my sports obses­sions and, specif­i­cal­ly, Kansas bas­ket­ball. Soon enough it'll all be over, the fever dream will end, the sun will rise, and I'll be back to the old stuff. Until then, I want to post one more thing, to com­mem­o­rate the Jay­hawks' run to San Antonio.

Kansas Jayhawk Final Four 2008 t-shirt - I could give a shit about CarolinaI designed a t‑shirt that expressed my feel­ings with regard to the Heels, which — in a real­ly weird coin­ci­dence — echo Ol Roy's sen­ti­ments c. 2003.


For many Kansas fans, Roy's angry words ring true — truer, even — today. Sure, Roy may have claimed to have "giv­en a shit" at that moment, but he changed his tune a week lat­er. Jay­hawk fans prob­a­bly still couldn't give a shit, to say the least. Now, we can declare this to the world. [Buy it now now now from Zaz­zle].

A day that will live in infamy

In case anyone's won­der­ing what the heck the shirt is all about, let's take a quick trip down YouTube lane. The year was 2003; the time was 10 min­utes after KU's nation­al final loss to Syra­cuse; the place was the tun­nel out­side the Kansas lock­er room The "shit" part clear­ly wasn't pre-med­i­tat­ed, yet it was per­fect­ly timed, putting a bit­ter excla­ma­tion point on a ring­ing rebuke. Of course, the most shock­ing part of it all was that it came from the man who had — to that point — cor­nered the mar­ket in "dadgums" and "dog­gones:" Ol Roy, the kind coun­try cousin of col­lege bas­ket­ball. In more ways than one, that inter­view was the end of an era, and in ret­ro­spect, Roy's aw-shucks-ing and dadgum-ing seems a lit­tle sil­ly, but it sure worked well for a while. Now, well. Times have changed.

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March Madness / Where have you gone, Bobby Hurley?

Despite being stocked with recruit­ing rich­es, Duke is going home ear­ly and it's not too sur­pris­ing why: streaky offense, untime­ly turnovers, killed on the boards, noth­ing in the post, the list goes on. But what's dif­fer­ent about this team? Why isn't Coach K's for­mu­la work­ing anymore? 

Wojo and Coach K share a moment"Promise me you'll nev­er leave." Pho­to: Replay pho­tos.

Coach K has always recruit­ed play­ers with rad­i­cal­ly invert­ed ratios of tal­ent to like­abil­i­ty — incred­i­bly gift­ed, fun­da­men­tal­ly sound play­ers who always come across as arro­gant and enti­tled. His play­ers are not only good ath­letes, they're (gen­er­al­ly) clean-cut, team-ori­ent­ed guys who care more about win­ning than stats, and usu­al­ly, come March, they're mow­ing teams down with a sin­gle-mind­ed dri­ve to the Final Four.At least part of the prob­lem seems to be that this par­tic­u­lar mod­el (coach­es and play­ers alike) just isn't built for, nor is it capa­ble of adapt­ing to, the kinds of com­pe­ti­tion it sees in the tour­na­ment. David­son doesn't have a reli­able post pres­ence, and they're still around because (a) they've got a guy who can light it up, and (b) they had oth­er guys who leapt into the breach when that guy wasn't get­ting it done. With Duke, it's par­tial­ly a func­tion of the play­ers just not get­ting it done, but it also seems like the coach­ing staff isn't address­ing at least one fair­ly obvi­ous problem.

Someone needs to tell him the truth

Who is going to tell Coach K that point guard Greg Paulus is killing the team with ter­ri­ble tran­si­tion deci­sions, ill-advised threes and real­ly bad defen­sive gam­bles? Not Wojo. After all, he *was* Paulus eight years ago. Not Chris Collins. He was Paulus ten years ago. When you include Quin Sny­der, Tom­my Amak­er, Jeff Capel, and the unat­tain­able mod­el — Bob­by Hur­ley — in the con­ver­sa­tion, it becomes clear that Coach K has basi­cal­ly recruit­ed the same guy again and again. Or per­haps he has just always been try­ing to recruit Bob­by Hur­ley. Unfor­tu­nate­ly for Duke, Paulus is no Bob­by Hur­ley. He's not even close.Maybe you can be the next one; here's a DVD called Mike Krzyzews­ki: Duke Bas­ket­ball — Devel­op­men­tal Drills for Point Guards.

Fellow Duke haters, our cup runneth over

When Duke is strug­gling, there's a dis­tur­bance in the Force across col­lege bas­ket­ball uni­verse, and it rip­ples through the sport­ing press. On Sun­day, The New York Times — which gen­er­al­ly reserves its biased report­ing to Demo­cat­ic pol­i­tics, the local teams and the Big East — pub­lished an fair­ly obvi­ous­ly gloat­ing analy­sis of Duke's loss on Sun­day. Most sports jour­nal­ists would ignore — or even crit­i­cize — the pos­tur­ing of play­ers dur­ing post-game press con­fer­ence, but this arti­cle uses post-game trash talk as the plat­form for game analysis. 

When told that the Moun­taineers had just beat­en a team with eight McDonald's all-Amer­i­cans, Alexan­der seemed star­tled. He arched his eye­brows and asked in a seri­ous tone, "Who?"Nearly every Blue Dev­il who played Sat­ur­day was a high school all-Amer­i­can. West Vir­ginia has none. So after embar­rass­ing the Blue Dev­ils on the court by scor­ing 22 points in a 73–67 vic­to­ry, Alexan­der and his under­recruit­ed and under­hyped team­mates spent much of the postgame inter­views in the lock­er room mock­ing the Duke mystique. 

There are at least two things real­ly wrong with these para­graphs. First of all, Joe Alexan­der knows who Duke's All-Amer­i­cans are. They prob­a­bly whooped his butt in AAU games and took all the big prizes on the sum­mer camp cir­cuit. (I stand cor­rect­ed. Appar­ent­ly, Alexan­der grew up in Asia). By beat­ing Duke in the tour­na­ment, Alexan­der earned some recog­ni­tion — good for him — but why spend it on school­yard taunts? Sec­ond­ly, West Vir­ginia in no way "embar­rassed" Duke. The game was tight, both teams bat­tled. An embar­rass­ment could take many forms, but this game wasn't one.

For the sec­ond con­sec­u­tive year, the Blue Dev­ils found out that their blue-blood his­to­ry, recruit­ing pedi­gree and ESPN-fueled aura mean lit­tle in the N.C.A.A. tournament.

I high­ly doubt that Duke's seem­ing night­ly pres­ence on ESPN has done any­thing to make oth­er teams fear them. If any­thing, it makes them a big­ger tar­get, and it gave every­one in the coun­try a chance to wit­ness their inep­ti­tude against North Car­oli­na twice this year.A much more sound analy­sis of the game can be found at The X's and O's of coach­ing, describ­ing the var­i­ous ways in which Hug­gy Bear's offense exploit­ed the propen­si­ty of Duke defend­ers to overcommit.

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Basketball / It's bracket time

2008 NCAA tournament bracketYou prob­a­bly can't tell, but I've been wor­ry­ing over my picks for the last cou­ple of days.


My patented approach = tossed out the window

I've filled out 20+ brack­ets in my life, and each year I take basi­cal­ly the same tack: At least one #1 seed goes down rel­a­tive­ly ear­ly; every Big 12 team rep­re­sents. This most­ly works, but it gets com­pli­cat­ed because I also gen­er­al­ly want Duke to flame out ear­ly (and with the great­est pos­si­ble degree of humil­i­a­tion), and I expect the Pac 10 teams to eat shit as well. His­to­ry has not been kind to this approach. Did I men­tion that I usu­al­ly send Kansas to the Final Four at least as well? So yes, I usu­al­ly lose what­ev­er pool I've entered.

Instead, I predict that history will be made in a couple of ways

Of course, I still have Duke flam­ing out and Kansas win­ning, but I've twist­ed a cou­ple of the oth­er valves in my strat­e­gy engine:

  1. All 4 #1 seeds make the Final Four. In every case, I couldn't imag­ine any one of them los­ing. North Car­oli­na is play­ing in their home state all the way through. Mem­phis is good, and they're mad, and I don't think they're going to have to face Texas, so who are they going to lose to? Pitts­burgh? Bob Knight thinks so, but I'm not so sure. Kansas is also good, and they're focused, and I just hope that Bill Self has them ready to go. UCLA is the only team that, to me, seems vul­ner­a­ble, if only because K‑Love's back may be hurt. Then again, Ben How­land is a wily bas­tard, and I wouldn't put it past him to use a very minor injury to start mess­ing with the minds of future oppo­nents, a la Bill Belichick.
  2. The Pac 10 per­forms. I dare you to look into the sea­sons that each of the teams played. They played good teams, and they per­formed pret­ty well. I've got USC in the Elite Eight. Crazy? Maybe. But they fin­ished the sea­son pret­ty strong, even though Waz­zu obvi­ous­ly had their num­ber. Which is why I have Waz­zu advanc­ing before los­ing a tight one to UNC.
  3. The Big 12 fiz­zles. K‑State is reel­ing, and I've got them los­ing to USC. Okla­homa looked awful quite a few times this year; I wouldn't be at all sur­prised to see St. Joe's stick it to them. I've got Texas los­ing to Stan­ford, only because I have a hard time see­ing Damion James sin­gle-hand­ed­ly deal­ing with the Lopez bros. On the oth­er hand, I do have Bay­lor and A&M win­ning in the first round, and I've got Kansas win­ning it all. So it's a minor fizzle.

Remem­ber: You heard it here first. Prob­a­bly not.

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Basketball / Jayhawks, predictions, bracketometry

Man, this year is going to be good, not only because the teams are good, but because there are good sto­ries out there. I tell myself that I don't care about sto­ry­lines, but at some point, I absorb them. I repeat them. They become part of my con­ver­sa­tions. All the extra­ne­ous detail from those play­er mini-pro­files being pro­duced by CBS will become cement itself in my mem­o­ry; like Mateen Cleaves' from 2000 tour­na­ment: his sto­ried high school career in Michi­gan, his drunk­en dri­ving, the tough love of father-fig­ure/­coach Tom Izzo. Why do I remem­ber this? Why do I care? Who knows? As Dick Vitale would say: It's March Mad­ness, baby!

Let's start at the top

Mem­phis is the rarely defeat­ed team with killer ath­letes and a dick­head for a coach; North Car­oli­na has play­er of the year Tyler Hans­bor­ough and the elec­tri­fy­ing "Car­oli­na break" (for­mer­ly known as the Kansas break), but it's also got some glar­ing incon­sis­ten­cies; UCLA has good bal­ance, a great coach, good defense, and a stone killer in fresh­man Kevin Love; Kansas has expe­ri­ence, Dar­nell Jack­son, and a recent his­to­ry of flame­outs [cf. Buck­nell, Bradley] to overcome. 

Mid-major blah blah blah

As usu­al, there are also a host of mid-major teams with chips on their shoul­ders. But­ler had Flori­da on the ropes last year; this year, they have to trav­el to Birm­ing­ham as a #7 seed to play South Alaba­ma (a #10 seed); if they win, they earn the right to play anoth­er fired-up south­east­ern team, Ten­nessee. And Gon­za­ga (#7) has to trav­el three time zones to play a team that's dri­ving three hours with­in its home state, David­son (#10). It appears that the tour­na­ment com­mit­tee is no longer amused by fun­da­men­tal­ly sound, deeply expe­ri­enced, sin­gu­lar­ly focused mid-major teams tak­ing down high seeds in the ear­ly rounds. An inter­est­ing development.

Mid-major dis disclaimer

By diss­ing mid-majors, you think I'm play­ing with fire, but I'm not. Oh, no. I've already been burned. Twice. There's noth­ing left to burn. I'm a black­ened husk. It began in 2006; I wrote a long email about "the myth of mid-majors" to my friends. Then, I trav­eled to Austin, where I watched the the Jay­hawks mail in a first-round game against Buck­nell. Unfor­tu­nate­ly, some­one for­got to tell Buck­nell that they were sup­posed to climb inside the enve­lope and dis­ap­pear. To the delight of the entire bar from which I watched, they held off the Jay­hawks and advanced. The next year, it was Bradley. I was in a hotel in Albu­querque. Alone. Ago­niz­ing.

Kansas & UNC earn a right to stay close to home

Both teams get to stay local, but each gets test­ed by an inter­est­ing foe. UNC doesn't leave the state until they trav­el to San Anto­nio for the Final Four, but they need to beat Ten­nessee — a team that beat Mem­phis, a team with a legit­i­mate claim to a #1 seed — before they get to San Anto­nio. Kansas tours the Mid­west, head­ing to Oma­ha, then Detroit, but they need to beat George­town — a con­sis­tent, grit­ty team that is well-suit­ed to stick it to the incon­sis­tent Jay­hawks — before cut­ting down the region­al nets. Seems fair, mostly.But does this obsess­ing over geog­ra­phy real­ly mat­ter? I don't know. On a pure­ly philo­soph­i­cal lev­el, the cham­pi­on has to win six games, peri­od. Geor­gia won four games in three days to take the SEC tour­na­ment; they'd won a total of four games in two-plus months of con­fer­ence play. The Fab 5 advanced to the Final Four through Atlanta and Lex­ing­ton in 1992, Phoenix and Seat­tle in 1993.

On a historical note

Last year, Kansas got shipped two time zones west­ward and played what amount­ed to an away game against UCLA. I was there, sur­round­ed by cologne-wear­ing, hair-gelled, Steve-Lavin-look-alike douchebags who roared with every impos­si­ble fade­away prayer hit by Arron Affla­lo (not mis­spelled), and every brass-balled pull-up j by Dar­ren Col­li­son. It has tak­en me some time to admit that UCLA may have been the bet­ter team, a fact that wasn't made any more com­fort­ing by Bill Walton's pod-rhap­sody about the beau­ty of UCLA's win [mp3]. The tour­na­ment committee's cal­cu­lus: Kansas wasn't a clear #1 seed, so they need­ed to trav­el across the coun­try to beat UCLA in their back yard in order to prove they belong in the Final Four. Which brings me to this year's Mem­phis team.

This year, Memphis gets sent through the fire

Don't you get the feel­ing that the tour­na­ment com­mit­tee smells blood with Mem­phis? The Tigers were ranked #1 for a lot of the year, and they lost just ONE game all year. Except. Except they have the mis­for­tune of play­ing in a weak con­fer­ence, and their one loss hap­pened to come at home against a team that got its ass hand­ed to them by Texas. For this, they get sent to Hous­ton for the South region­al final, where they may in fact meet up with Texas. (Is there any way that the crowd won't be heav­i­ly pro-Horn?) The tour­na­ment com­mit­tee is clear­ly say­ing: Show us what you've got, Der­rick Rose and Joey Dorsey. Show up what you got, John Cali­pari! [Here it is again. John Cheney threat­ens to kill John Cali­pari. Thank you, YouTube]. Who knows? Maybe it's a sort of karmic pay­back for Dorsey refer­ring to him­self as Goliath, with Greg Oden as David dur­ing last year's tour­na­ment. Dude, if you're Goliath, then sur­vive this rock-sling­ing gauntlet.

Rick Barnes can recruit, but can the dude coach?

Two things I noticed about Barnes dur­ing the Big 12 final: (1) The guy either can't con­sis­tent­ly set up a decent play off a dead ball, or his play­ers just can't exe­cute one. I find it hard to believe that DJ Augustin, one of the most tal­ent­ed play­ers I've seen in a long time, can't exe­cute a play. So I'm left with the impres­sion that Barnes is just a bad game-plan­ner. Too many times, his team came out of a time­out with some crap play that result­ed in a bad shot or turnover. Augustin can often bail Barnes out by hit­ting lots of bad shots, but how far can this take them, real­ly? (2) Even worse, Barnes rides his stars, and they suf­fer against deep­er teams. Augustin played all 40 min­utes in the Big 12 tour­na­ment final and he aver­aged 39+ for the sea­son. He fin­ished with 20 points, scor­ing only 2 in the sec­ond half and miss­ing all nine shots that he took. AJ Abrams is no help; he can spot up and drain threes, but he's my size and needs to run off a bunch of screens to get an open shot, and there­fore he does lit­tle to ease the bur­den on Augustin. 

Ol Roy on the horizon for the Jayhawks

While I love all of this, I'm also focused on the prospects of my team. To para­phrase a once-great Kansan, I could (most­ly) give a shit about sto­ry­lines. As a Kansas fan, I'm pri­mar­i­ly wor­ried about Port­land State break­ing new ground as a #16 seed. Let's take care of that one. Then I'm wor­ried about UNLV; then Clem­son; then George­town. Then: Ol Roy?In the Final Four, there's the poten­tial for some great, great match-ups, which I'll detail in anoth­er post. Too much needs to hap­pen between now and then.

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William F. Buckley was the Wizard of Oz

Dick Cavett has a blog called Talk Show at the New York Times, and he has recent­ly writ­ten two [1, 2] hilar­i­ous entries about his friend­ship with William F. Buck­ley. The most recent includes an excel­lent sto­ry about Buckley's love of prac­ti­cal jokes, one of which I'll paste in its entire­ty right here:

Dick Clur­man of Time mag­a­zine, an affa­ble gent, was a guest on the Buck­ley yacht in the Caribbean. After din­ner, Bill B., leaf­ing through a TV log, announced that "The Wiz­ard of Oz" would be start­ing in half an hour — in Eng­lish, broad­cast from Puer­to Rico. Clur­man was delight­ed and con­fessed to nev­er hav­ing seen it.At the appoint­ed time the set was switched on, but to everyone's cha­grin it seemed the movie had already been on for a good half hour. Bill had read the start­ing time wrong. Clurman's dis­ap­point­ment was visible."Let's see if my name cuts any ice down here," his host said. The incred­u­lous Clur­man lat­er described how his friend grabbed the phone, rang up the sta­tion in Puer­to Rico, man­aged to get through to the engi­neer, explained his guest's dis­ap­point­ment, and asked if it would be too much trou­ble to start the movie over!In dis­be­lief, Clur­man saw the screen go blank, fol­lowed by a fran­tic dis­play of jum­bling and flash­ing. And then — the open­ing cred­its and the com­fort­ing strains of "Over the Rain­bow." The movie began anew. Clur­man declared that nev­er until then had he known the full mean­ing of "chutzpah."I think Bill decid­ed to let a year go by, giv­ing Clur­man time to regale all his friends and acquain­tances with the tale of the Oz mir­a­cle. It was then, still reluc­tant­ly, that the magi­cian revealed his secret. The movie had not been broad­cast at all that night — except on Bill's tape deck, which he had secret­ly manip­u­lat­ed with his unseen left arm while "talk­ing on the phone" using the other.

Giv­en Buckley's love of lit­er­a­ture, I would wager that the choice of movie was yet anoth­er lay­er of the joke. Right? The wiz­ard seems by all accounts to be super­nat­ur­al, but is in fact quite human, mak­ing the "mag­ic" hap­pen by pulling hid­den levers and turn­ing secret knobs? Read the rest here.

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New Yorks, new museums, new coffees

Flickr photoThis is an incred­i­ble mosa­ic in the bath­room of the New Muse­um of Con­tem­po­rary art in New York. It is also EASILY the most impres­sive thing in the whole museum.


New York was filled with good times, as usu­al, but a cou­ple of the things that total­ly blew my mind (and that are link-friend­ly) were Jamaican beef pat­ties at a place called Christie's in Flat­bush and an off­shoot of San Francisco's Blue Bot­tle jug­ger­naut that recent­ly opened in New York, Abra­co [a nice NY mag review]. Yoshi insist­ed that we stop at Christie's even though we'd just eat­en a big brunch, and we got a cou­ple of warm, spicy pat­ties to share on a walk through chilly Prospect Park. The first thing I noticed is that they're not real­ly "pat­ties" in the sense of ham­burg­er pat­ties. They're like hot pock­ets, but fresh­ly baked, with an amaz­ing crust and filled with super-spicy beef. Pret­ty much the per­fect walk­ing food.

On an unre­lat­ed note, last week's This Amer­i­can Life was the best I've heard in a long time. Every seg­ment is good, but the third is about what hap­pens to chim­panzees after they "retire" from movies, and it reveals that Chee­ta — the chimp from the 40's‑era Tarzan movies — is still alive, liv­ing in Palm Springs, enjoys drink­ing Diet Iced Tea, and was once quite fond of beer and cig­ars. There's more in this fun­ny Nation­al Geo piece from 2003, awk­ward­ly titled Tarzan's Cheeta's Life as a Retired Movie Star.

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Basketball / Tale of two teams

Baron!The Bay Area: Where Baron hap­pens. Pho­to: Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images

Liv­ing in the Bay Area, I've watched Baron Davis and Don Nel­son breathe life into the corpse of the Gold­en State War­riors by play­ing fast, loose, undis­ci­plined, unpre­dictable bas­ket­ball. When they're click­ing, the War­riors are invig­o­rat­ing and life-affirm­ing. Nel­lie doesn't bur­den the team with struc­ture — they don't real­ly run an "offense" or play "defense" in the tra­di­tion­al sens­es — instead, they rely on the play­ers' abil­i­ties to impro­vise, pull their oppo­nents out of their own struc­tures, and wear them down with run­ning and gunning. 

Playground electicity

When the War­riors are good, they're like the best play­ground bas­ket­ball team you could ever imag­ine. What makes them all the more excit­ing is that their ros­ter lacks key tra­di­tion­al dimen­sions asso­ci­at­ed with suc­cess­ful teams. They com­pete with­out the tra­di­tion­al man-moun­tain in the low-post to take on Shaq, Yao, Dun­can, or Pau; instead, Andris Biedrins, who has very lit­tle in the way of a J and doesn't ever try to play fac­ing the bas­ket, uses his quick­ness and hops to rebound, fol­low, and gen­er­al­ly sur­prise oppo­nents with his abil­i­ty to keep War­rior pos­ses­sions alive. (Check out where The Wages of Wins ranked Biedrins for the 2006–2007 sea­son) Spoil­er: He's #1 on the team, with 11.7 to Baron's 9.7. On the guard front, Baron and Stephen Jack­son and Mon­ta Ellis don't real­ly run an offense as much as they weave through defens­es in per­pet­u­al one-on-fives, dri­ving to the rim, dish­ing to team­mates. Baron has a (admit­ted­ly deserved) rep­u­ta­tion as a shoot-first point guard, but he defers to oth­ers when they're hot and his team­mates seem to feed off his ener­gy. Mon­ta, more of a two-guard than a point, some­how can't shoot the three, but he can blow by just about any­one and he's one of the bet­ter fin­ish­ers in the league right now. 6'9" Al Har­ring­ton is more reli­able from behind the arc than he is with his back to the bas­ket; Wages of Wins doesn't think much of him, but it's hard to deny the prob­lems that he cre­ates for defens­es when he's in the game. Stephen Jack­son — Stack Jack, as Baron calls him — is the glue; when he's in the game, every­one is bet­ter. Seri­ous­ly, who wouldn't want to play with him? He's got everyone's back.

DarnellDar­nell can't do it alone. Pho­to: Nick Krug, Lawrence Journal-World.

Con­trast the War­riors with the oth­er team that I fol­low, the Kansas Jay­hawks. Where the War­riors are dan­ger­ous, inscrutable, fierce com­peti­tors who save their best for big games, the Jay­hawks have been the oppo­site: soft, pre­dictable, vul­ner­a­ble when the game is on the line. Where the War­riors have at least three guys who thrive in pres­sure sit­u­a­tions — Baron, Stack Jack, and Har­ring­ton — the Jay­hawks have eight guys who could start on any team in Amer­i­ca, but not one who wants to take over a game. Last week, I trekked to Ora­cle with Justin, Mara, and Lynne (Lynne? Blog?), and we watched the War­riors wear down the Celtics and, in the final moments, dri­ve a dag­ger into their hearts. Three days lat­er, I watched the Jay­hawks wilt in the final moments against a very, very fired up Okla­homa State team. Part of the prob­lem is that Kansas sim­ply doesn't have reli­able offen­sive weapons; anoth­er part is that teams love beat­ing the Hawks, and each Jay­hawk oppo­nent is play­ing its biggest game of the sea­son. Col­lege bas­ket­ball is dif­fer­ent in that regard. Mes­sage boards don't rejoice each time the Lak­ers lose a game, but oh how peo­ple love to see teams like Kansas (Google: "kansas" + "choke"), Duke (Google: "duke" + "choke"), and Ken­tucky (Google: "ken­tucky" + "choke") lose. Which is fine. If peo­ple didn't real­ly react this way, the wins wouldn't be as much fun.The root of the Hawks' prob­lem is offen­sive, though. The War­riors are stocked with guys who can cre­ate their own shot, but Kansas has to rely on Mario Chalmers and Sher­ron Collins (and, to some extent, Rus­sell Robin­son) to break down defens­es and spring Bran­don Rush on the perime­ter or Dar­rell Arthur inside. Like the War­riors, the Hawks don't run a struc­tured offense with inter­change­able parts; they rely on ath­leti­cism. This lack of dimen­sion is eas­i­ly exploit­ed by teams who effec­tive­ly pres­sure the Hawks' guards, and who run big guys out to trap the ball at the three-point line. Add to this mix the fact that Kansas guards can­not seem to defend oppos­ing guards, and there's no ques­tion that they've got some big prob­lems to solve before mid-March.

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Microsoft Sync / There will be blood. It will run from your eyes.

A few nights ago, I was watch­ing the War­riors on TNT, when out of the blue appeared a com­mer­cial that fea­tured inter­face design (!!!!). As my man Baron Davis would say: Ya dig?! It was a car ad — for the Lin­coln MKZ — and it fea­tured Microsoft Sync, a voice-acti­vat­ed tech­nol­o­gy for use in the var­i­ous limos, grand­pa-mobiles and ghet­to sleds pro­duced by Lin­coln. The voice-over assured us that when Microsoft and Lin­coln "join forces," "all things are pos­si­ble." From what I saw, though, the only thing that was clear­ly pos­si­ble was the GUI being ugly as hell. Maybe the whole point is the voice-acti­va­tion, but I'll say this: It bet­ter damn well be usable by voice, because it does not appear to be usable by brain and finger. 

There will be blood while using Microsoft SyncIt's true: I haven't actu­al­ly used Sync yet. So I real­ly shouldn't talk. I'm just dis­ap­point­ed that this inter­face gets prime time.
Ugly Microsoft Sync radio interfaceIs it safe to assume that the R&D mon­ey was spent on the voice acti­va­tion part rather than the GUI-spe­cif­ic inter­ac­tion design part?

My ques­tion: Why would Lin­coln fea­ture the GUI in the com­mer­cial? Have the peo­ple who made the com­mer­cial seen the iPhone? What about soft­ware inter­faces like, say, Office 2007? Do they not real­ize that there are stan­dards here? Expec­ta­tions? I guess there's a remote pos­si­bil­i­ty that some mar­ket­ing con­sul­tants found that Lin­coln cus­tomers have very lit­tle over­lap with peo­ple who desire ele­gance (relat­ed to tech­nol­o­gy any­way), or that some some stodgy fed­er­al body reg­u­lates con­sole inter­faces (NTSA?), pre­vent­ing the imple­men­ta­tion of ele­gance in the inter­face. My sus­pi­cion: Lin­coln just doesn't know or care about inter­face design, and that Microsoft bick­ered inter­nal­ly and churned out the low­est com­mon denominator.(Lastly, I'm not try­ing to lay on the Win­dows Hatorade. Every com­put­er I own runs Win­dows. My phone runs Win­dows. I'm up to my ears in the stuff.)